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Scorpio Daily Horoscope. Libra Daily Horoscope. I bought four dozen of them, on the theory that no expense should be spared in the search for the portents of truth. What I painfully discovered was that, except as sugar fixes, these cookies aren't what they used to be. I'll let you be the judge of their vapidity: ''If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
One cookie fortune even mocked my dilemma. It said: ''I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. Desperate, I looked again into the crystal globe on my desk, searching this time for visions from the past.
Nothing materialized. Not even the misty specter of one of Yuri Andropov's old romances. Panic was setting in.
A sympathetic colleague, noticing the beads of sweat massing on my brow, grasped for any tea leaf in a storm and suggested going back to the horoscopes, the ones provided by the New York Telephone Company, ''Horoscopes-By-Phone. I'm sure the woman whose recorded voice answered my fevered call wanted to help, but here's what she said: ''A direct approach would be useful if you are seeking the solution to a difficult problem. Relax more.
How can anyone relax when his reputation for punditry hangs in the balance? I've just sent out for some Tarot cards and a book on palmistry. I'll get back to you next year.
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